Minimalist style, maximum attitude, Same High Quality
SHOP BY COLLECTION
Organized for your convenience—because we know scrolling too much is exhausting.
Browse our collections by mood, function, or just pure spite. Whether you're dressing to avoid people or sipping your sarcasm in peace, we've got a category for that.
“I wear the hoodie on planes so no one talks to me. It’s perfect.”
It’s warm without being bulky, and somehow radiates ‘leave me alone’ energy even before I speak. Add in the subtle logo and that QR code on the back—this hoodie’s officially my new travel armor.
— Toni G.
"Family Cookout Survival Gear"
“Got the hat. Wore it to a family cookout. Left early. Success.”
This hat isn’t just a fashion choice. It’s a social shield. Wore it backward to avoid small talk and sideways glances. 5 stars for helping me dodge questions like ‘so when are you settling down?’
